Hot Tubs & Hollywood Nights: Glamping Under the Stars at Flora’s Retreats

nairbbiz
Apr 19
2 min read

Your Backyard Just Got a Major Upgrade

Here's the deal: You’re soaking in a private hot tub under a sky so starry it looks photoshopped.

On a 120” outdoor screen, Jurassic Park plays while your marshmallow slowly turns golden over the fire.

The only "roughing it" you’re doing? Deciding whether to grab another s’more or stay put in the bubbly bliss.

At Flora’s Retreats, we’ve taken camping from "meh" to movie-worthy magic—with all the comforts your inner diva demands.

Why This Isn’t Your Childhood Camping Trip

The Flora’s Glamping Difference:

🔥 Fire Pit Ready

Pre-stacked wood + free s’mores kits (with gourmet chocolate, because you’re fancy now).

🎬 Outdoor Theater

Stream Top Gun on our 120” screen while soaking in the hot tub (multitasking at its finest).

🛁 Hot Tub Heaven

Private, clean, and hotter than your last dating app match (set to a perfect 104°F).

🏕️ Luxury Camper Life

Real beds with memory foam toppers
Full kitchen (no hot-dog-only diets here)
Air conditioning (take that, summer humidity)

Real Guests Spill the Marshmallows

"We came for the mountain views but stayed for the outdoor movie nights! Watching Star Wars from the hot tub was next-level." — Clifford, 5-star review

"My kids said it was ‘better than Disney.’ High praise from Fortnite addicts." — Brenda, 5-star review

"The s’mores kit was adorable. We felt like we were on a dating show—but with less drama." — Alexandra, 5-star review

How to Build Your Perfect Glamping Night

Step 1: Claim Your Spot

For Romantics: Hot tub side-by-side seating (extra champagne bucket available)
For Families: Picnic blankets + kid-friendly flicks (Moana > The Shining)
For Solo Rebels: Hammock + horror movies (we dare you)

Step 2: Fuel the Fun

Grill masters: Fire up the outdoor griddle (breakfast-for-dinner encouraged)
Snackers: Order our "Campfire Charcuterie" (yes, it’s a thing)

Step 3: Nightcap Like a Pro

Stargazing kit included (find Orion while your toes stay toasty)
Pro tip: Book the "Midnight S’mores Upgrade" (Bailey’s-spiked hot chocolate + dark chocolate sea salt bars)

3 Things You’ll Brake About Later

"We should’ve stayed longer."(Most guests add nights last-minute. We warned you.)
"Why didn’t we book the private chef add-on?"(Answer: Because you thought cooking over a fire sounded fun.)
"We forgot to use the popcorn machine!"(It’s okay. The raccoons will enjoy your leftovers.)

Your Invitation to Next-Level Camping

Pick Your Adventure
- "Date Night Deluxe" (hot tub + rom-com)
- "Family Flick Fest" (PG movies + extra marshmallows)
Add the "S’more to Love" Package ($29):
- Artisan chocolates
- Handmade graham crackers
- Bourbon caramel sauce (adults-only)
Arrive & Unplug
- Check-in includes a complimentary local cider
- Phone service optional (but the Wi-Fi password is "relaxalready")